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Re: Three Word Story.....

Post21 Feb 2014, 13:53

for some time
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.
The reason i collect watches is because it feels like i'm buying time.
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Re: Three Word Story.....

Post21 Feb 2014, 15:04

and it went
"I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member" Julius Henry Marx

"If necessity is the mother of invention, then mother is now standing at the door calling us in to do our home work"

IF YOUR MOBILE PHONE OR SMART WATCH DOESN'T NEED CHARGING AT LEAST EVERY WEEK YOU EITHER...
A. HAVE NO LIFE/FRIENDS. OR NEED FOR ONE.
B. YOU NEED TO SWITCH IT ON.
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Re: Three Word Story.....

Post22 Feb 2014, 22:02

In upright position
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.
The reason i collect watches is because it feels like i'm buying time.
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Re: Three Word Story.....

Post05 Mar 2014, 02:28

backwards and forwards
"I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member" Julius Henry Marx

"If necessity is the mother of invention, then mother is now standing at the door calling us in to do our home work"

IF YOUR MOBILE PHONE OR SMART WATCH DOESN'T NEED CHARGING AT LEAST EVERY WEEK YOU EITHER...
A. HAVE NO LIFE/FRIENDS. OR NEED FOR ONE.
B. YOU NEED TO SWITCH IT ON.
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Re: Three Word Story.....

Post05 Mar 2014, 11:26

Until It Snapped
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Re: Three Word Story.....

Post05 Mar 2014, 16:57

Ray tin hayff
Sorry went back down pit for a mo. !@@!
Right in half M:)W:)M
"I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member" Julius Henry Marx

"If necessity is the mother of invention, then mother is now standing at the door calling us in to do our home work"

IF YOUR MOBILE PHONE OR SMART WATCH DOESN'T NEED CHARGING AT LEAST EVERY WEEK YOU EITHER...
A. HAVE NO LIFE/FRIENDS. OR NEED FOR ONE.
B. YOU NEED TO SWITCH IT ON.
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Re: Three Word Story.....

Post05 Mar 2014, 18:44

These two halfs
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.
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Post05 Mar 2014, 22:20

Dripping with blood.... ~:(

jagmad wrote:Ray tin hayff, Sorry went back down pit for a mo.


It must of been Kellingley or Hatfield Colliery in Yorkshire. :lol:
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Re: Three Word Story.....

Post06 Mar 2014, 00:27

doubled over backwards

It must of been Kellingley or Hatfield Colliery in Yorkshire.


Nah Baguth Pit me'duck.
(Bagworth)
"I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member" Julius Henry Marx

"If necessity is the mother of invention, then mother is now standing at the door calling us in to do our home work"

IF YOUR MOBILE PHONE OR SMART WATCH DOESN'T NEED CHARGING AT LEAST EVERY WEEK YOU EITHER...
A. HAVE NO LIFE/FRIENDS. OR NEED FOR ONE.
B. YOU NEED TO SWITCH IT ON.
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Post06 Mar 2014, 01:00

I Dialled Emergency...


A few 'borrowed' Yorkshire jokes (I don't think these are going to translate so sorry to other nationalities).

Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs. Apparently, Yorkshire club goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth.
Police say the dangerous practice is called "e by gum"
..........................................................................
A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."
..........................................................................
A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft *!"
..........................................................................
The last is always best
Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"
Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"
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Re: Three Word Story.....

Post07 Mar 2014, 21:43

Crap! on hold... :call:
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Post12 Mar 2014, 22:28

"press 1 for"

Check out facebook, coalville dictionary: M:)W:)M

I'm waiting to post my two favorites:
" om late cos me exhost bost rate in hafe art sade foty thray blackbod rerd sury."
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bloke walks into record shop and says:
"aya got sad cafys evry dee ots sury? It's a reet chaart boster. Ov gorra gerit te'dee cos freedy's pee dee."
"I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member" Julius Henry Marx

"If necessity is the mother of invention, then mother is now standing at the door calling us in to do our home work"

IF YOUR MOBILE PHONE OR SMART WATCH DOESN'T NEED CHARGING AT LEAST EVERY WEEK YOU EITHER...
A. HAVE NO LIFE/FRIENDS. OR NEED FOR ONE.
B. YOU NEED TO SWITCH IT ON.
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Re: Three Word Story.....

Post12 Mar 2014, 22:34

Mouth to mouth.
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Re: Three Word Story.....

Post14 Mar 2014, 11:53

Follow The Instructions...
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Re: Three Word Story.....

Post14 Mar 2014, 18:36

but never ever
"I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member" Julius Henry Marx

"If necessity is the mother of invention, then mother is now standing at the door calling us in to do our home work"

IF YOUR MOBILE PHONE OR SMART WATCH DOESN'T NEED CHARGING AT LEAST EVERY WEEK YOU EITHER...
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Post14 Mar 2014, 20:03

Put your fingers.....
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Post14 Mar 2014, 20:27

on the voltage
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Re: Three Word Story.....

Post14 Mar 2014, 20:44

especially overhead cables

"I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member" Julius Henry Marx

"If necessity is the mother of invention, then mother is now standing at the door calling us in to do our home work"

IF YOUR MOBILE PHONE OR SMART WATCH DOESN'T NEED CHARGING AT LEAST EVERY WEEK YOU EITHER...
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Re: Three Word Story.....

Post15 Mar 2014, 18:19

Will kill you... :ntars:
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Post15 Mar 2014, 18:21

in a flash

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Re: Three Word Story.....

Post15 Mar 2014, 21:12

And a BANG! :no:

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Re: Three Word Story.....

Post15 Mar 2014, 23:07

Then To Heaven....
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