Message Watch

[bucko170]

Got my message watch, from Ed at retroled's, today and it's superb! But I need inspiration for the message.
The message has to be no more than 5 words with a maximum of 5 letters per word, for example Ed's watch on the website had the message 'Dance till you drop mamma.'
Thinking along the lines of a stress relieving message for when someone pisses me off at work, something to make me laugh, but keep drawing a blank.
All thoughts welcome.

[LEDluvr]

How about "Serenity Now" ?

[CompuChron]

What about " Ledluvr can't count til 5 !"

Nice try

[f.e.a.r]

What about `Compu chron cant count too`

[CompuChron]

"Make love not war" that fits?

[retroleds]

I don't know if you guys get the show "Futurama" over there, my vote is for the robot, Bender's favorite phrase.
"BITE
MY
SHINY
METAL
ASS"

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[bucko170]

Some good idea's, thankyou - keep them coming!

[f.e.a.r]

"Need to get out more!"

[bucko170]

f.e.a.r - ....... Day release is Thursday!

[f.e.a.r]

"Nursy wont let me out"

Ok so now I`m having to make spelling mistakes to make it fit...

[bucko170]

How about -

'These Pills Have Worn Off'

I have no fear.

[f.e.a.r]

Thinking along the lines of a stress relieving message for when someone pisses me off at work, something to make me laugh, but keep drawing a blank.
All thoughts welcome.

I like it!!. Imagine someone has pissed you off at work and you reach for your watch, without speaking you lift your arm way up in that persons face and press the button. I`d like to see their face when they read "These pills have worn off".

[Fitron]

I love Futurama,

How about

"don't have a cow man"? keeping the Groening theme going.

[CompuChron]

i like the "Bite my shiny metal ass" , it could be a phrase that the watch says...

[bucko170]

Thanks for all your suggestions, I like the Futurama saying also but not everyone watches the show in the UK, any idea's that will appeal to a universal crowd - I want to show off to everybody with my new watch!