bucko170 wrote:dongle wrote:Not watch related, but look at this monstrosity we got a patent on back in the day......too funny. "Vehicle Mounted Air Reversing Unit" . How could we say no, the man always carried a wad of cash - we called him "Guade(Guadalupe) the Wad".
http://www.freepatentsonline.com/D307568.pdf
Any idea what purpose this 'air reversing unit' was going to serve?
The object of the "air reverser" was, according to "Guad", that as you drove along the air would curve around and help push your vehicle along. Of course that doesn't work in scientific principle but that is not the standard for obtaining a patent, it merely has to be "new, useful and un-obvious to one skilled in the art". So, we had this guy who drove around our town in a full sized van, with this sheet metal contraption that looked like the plenum of a furnace strapped on top. But you don't say no to a man with a baseball size wad of $100 bills. After he got the patent he paid us to try to sell it to aftermarket companies.

Some of the stuff we got patents on were pretty cool like games and tools. Others were creepy like the "little man's Urinal" - looked like a metal shoebox you were suppose to have a toddler boy piss in when there wasn't a lav. nearby.
