Ok. I need constructive criticism here. Check out my current ebay item at Item number: 270143017281 and advise me on how to right more appealing adds.
An identical item sold last week for about $152, with worse photos, and looks to me not as good a watch. And I can't get a bid.
I thought about emailing the losing bidders on the previous auction, but that seem kinda crass, and probably violates some policy or other anyway.
Anyhow, you have my permission to be insulting if you like, just as long as what you say has the potential to make more money for me.

When the Wizard sent Dorothy to find the Wicked Witch, it wasn’t a worthiness test.
It was so she’d bite the big one and be out of his damn hair.